Hard Knock Life

Hello, my name is Cooper. This morning was rough and I think that I really made Karrie mad. You see, she doesn’t know that I need a couple minutes in the morning to sniff the grass and then I finish my business. She rushed me and I still had to go, so I pooped right next to the bed where Chris was sleeping.
The good thing is that she had Chris clean it up quick so that it didn’t stain the carpet or anything. The bad thing is that Karrie knows I pooped inside and I’m trying to convince her to let me stay! Life is rough as a puppy… Chris spanked my bum and made me go straight to my kennel. I cried for about an hour before I fell back asleep, but he held strong.
Hello, my name is Chris. Cooper poops a lot. Seriously, he weighs less than 10 pounds and is crapping all the time. I don’t know where it comes from, but it is coming with no signs of going. Luckily he has only pooped inside one time. He dumps more than I do.
The break has been awesome! I have been able to spend so much time with Karrie and both of our families. Today and Sunday are the two days that I will be doing homework so I have to be extra productive. I am really looking forward to Spring Semester so I can make a big push to get the rest of my hires under my belt. I have not performed to my expectations at all! First, I have had to learn how to do my job, which started a whole month late. Second, my expectations of what success would look like in my new job were SOOOOOOOOO unrealistic. So I really don’t care that I have not hit my original goals, because they were beyond achievable for a first year manager. It is weird to feel that way for me. -CHRIS
UPDATE: (About 6 hours later...) Cooper has pooped twice on the carpet today, and pee'd on Karrie's bathroom rugs. He is officially banished to the kennel for the rest of the day. I am glad that I dont let him roam aroung the house all day when I am not here to watch him! What a mutt!